10. Big bucks!
9. Know all the answers on the test.
8. Never a stressful moment.
7. Practice pedagogy without fear of arrest.
6. Free apples!
5. Massive funding for classroom supplies.
4. Joyfully implement wise policies of marvelous administrators earning thanks of a grateful nation.
3. Attempt to discipline tomorrow's leaders today.
2. Spend leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover strength for new term.
1. Might have to work for a living otherwise.